Nobody:
Me: Who wants a new newsletter?!
Nobody:
If Big Newsletter hasn’t saturated your inboxes by now, congratulations! You’re part of the select few who have dodged the consistent, daily bombardment of marketing, solicitations, and panicked senses of urgency, expertly designed to get you to click through and make a purchase–right now! You are probably experiencing great amounts of peace and clarity as your empty inbox echoes neither wind chimes nor bings, bep-bops, ding-dongs, or buzz-buzzes. If you’ve achieved this level of sophisticated siloing, I suggest you keep it that way.
So please, don’t subscribe this biweekly, nonspammy newsletter my team and I put together about the community development work we’re doing in Kenya. I’m sure your inbox is full enough as it is.
Sincerely,
Aaron
WILK Wednesday Writer