Looking for a way to get more done? To be more productive? To achieve more in less time and maximize the 24 hours in the day? You should try driving fast while texting! Make sure to tailgate so you don’t lose an inch. If somebody is taking their time, cut them off! They clearly don’t value productivity. Then when you get to your location, you can sit in your car for 5 more minutes, just to check what you couldn’t get to while on the road.
With this fool-proof strategy, you’ll never waste another minute of your life. You will be guaranteed success. The odds of you doing something you’ll regret for the rest of your life is very low and the reward—reaching your destination 30 seconds faster—is well worth the risk.
Live on the edge and be more dangerous! What else is life for?